(Source: chikazoe, via alanna-lioness)
(Source: chikazoe, via alanna-lioness)
Why am I going to Florida in less than a month? I’M GONNA DIE!!!
HOLD ME TUMBLR, MY DAYS ARE NUMBERED!!!
(Source: nameonthebackofmybelt)
| Pepper Potts: | Remember when you told me to give myself only twelve percent credit? |
|---|---|
| Tony Stark: | Remember when I was flying into space, inevitably, to my doom and to save the entire world from an alien attack and you DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE? |
(Source: fuckyoutoocunt, via tehshibby)
This is my letter to angry fanboys.
First, let it be known that I love most fanboys. When I go to a con, most of the guys there are respectful. They share a passion with me, and that’s awesome. We’re all on a rock floating through…
“Coulson was chosen for New Mexico because he’s been exposed to aliens since he was conceived. Just comes with the territory of being the son of Agent Kay.”
[Headcanon submitted by Ray]
(via ekwolfwood)
World of Warcraft
You do everyone’s busywork and then go to fucking Outland
Harvest Moon;
You play as some penniless farmer who inherits some shitty run down farm from your dead grandpa or some shit, then you gotta BUST YOUR ASS to get it up and running all by yourself? Fuck that shit, and don’t even get me STARTED on how a bag of fucking turnips costs 120 pieces of gold, even when you become friends with the fuckin’ shopkeep. And IF you manage to get married to some prissy girl or boy, after bombarding them with gifts and tending to their every fucking whim, they usually NEVER help you out on your farm and just sit on their ass all day doing nothing. And then if THAT wasn’t enough, your character goes to bed and you get to do this shit all over again the next day.Baldur’s Gate II:
You live in a world where your name is unpronounceable and no one except you can get shit done. Meanwhile, your dead dad pees on all the things you love.
(Not my FAVORITE game, but) Lament of Innocence: Everyone you love dies. All of your money and land and titles are taken from you. Pretty much if you beat the game, you’re alone and outcast. WOE.
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL
this manatee is dad egbert/crocker
omfg
sobs, manatee please be my friend
I wish I were swimming with manatees rn
no kidding. i seriously got a little choked up. **sniffle**
thanks, manatee. i needed that.
:o)
I have always loved manatees so I would have found these pictures precious in either case, but. But. Aaw, calming manatee! I, too, got choked up. Manatees have kind of the best faces for delivering words of calming encouragement.